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A challenger appears.
[digg.]
A challenger with Downs Syndrome.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw3ilzk0uf1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
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Straight Talk of the Day: Grounds for divorce: Snuggies and Twilight.
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*shudder*](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks92m2SUq01qzpwi0o1_500.png)
Straight Talk of the Day: Grounds for divorce: Snuggies and Twilight.
[via.]
*shudder*
The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology states that there is no non-vanishing continuous tangent vector field on the sphere. This is famously stated as “you can’t comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick.” (via Chuck)
O, but how I shall keep trying.
Awesome Halloween costume. Click through.
Wow, awesome!
Ugh. I wish I could look like this every DAY.
A Rape Whistle, with a side of Ranch
Jesus! This is a good day. A couple months ago we caught a LOLsies show at the UCB. There was this guy, this fucking revelatory guy, who dressed up like a hardened Dresden cocktail waitress and read off this list of drink orders during a bit. I have been thinking about this for two months and I just got a copy of it. BEHOLD:
a raspberry mojito
4 carbombs
a Dewar’s, neat n’ tidy
2 electric anchochile chipotle honey lime lemonades
a Bafferts’ and water
1 Aunt Pitty Pat’s Tattle Tale Porch Punch
2 ice cream martinis
a basket of hush puppies
an ahi mudslide
2 Daddy’s Little Secrets, hold the Compari
6 MotherFuckers
A Hat
2 Chicken Drinks
4 Whirlie Girlies
An Open-Faced Chocolate Chip Cherrio Cupcake Pie Margarita
A Regular Margarita
A Pussy Salad Shot
3 Ironic Toddlers
A Rape Whistle, with a side of Ranch
napkins
A Caucasian Chalk Circle
A Style Correspondent
2 Sharri Belafonte Harpers
1 Corona
A Long-Peckered Businessman
2 waters
A Pepperoni Pizza Quesadilla-tini
10 Fist-Fucked Girl Scouts
This is hilarious. Thanks, Natasha! “I’ll have 3 Ironic Toddlers and a Causasian Chalk Circle.”
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Hass- I get it!
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