Your Backwards Sunglasses
Your Bowling Shirts
Your Fat Stupid FaceYOU ARE GUY FIERI
Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs. He probably said they were “So Money” and and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays. To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad.
HAHA. Guy Fieri really is gross.